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Things You Don’t Need in Suburbia
Living in Disturbia, I’ve observed that people own things they just don’t need here. Here are my top 5 observations.
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You do not need a lifted 4×4 if off-road means driving up on the curb at your kid’s elementary school.
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You do not need a truck if you’ve never put anything into the bed for fear of scratching the paint
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You do not need a motorcycle if you only get it out for the annual bike week parties.
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You do not need a lawnmower if you hire an illegal immigrant to do your yard work.
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You do not need a mountain bike if venture no further than grass in the greenbelt behind your home.
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