[1] Last night I gave my own personal commentary on Twitter as I watched the Oscars.  If you missed it or don’t follow me on Twitter, here is a summary in reverse order (first tweet at bottom, most recent tweet at top), so you may want to read from the bottom up. 

• Hurt Locker puts a hurting on the others! Bummed that I haven’t seen it yet… and @Karen_Kline just turned the channel to Big Love. #oscars

• ZOMG! Is Jesse James crying in that cut-away shot? #oscars

• I think @Karen_Kline might go back to brunette to just to get more “you look like Sandra Bullock” comments. #oscars

• Props to the ceremony planners for the cool introductions of the Best Actor nominees #oscars

• Baldwin & Martin in snuggies! Best infomercial moment of the #oscars

• Avatar special effects made Sigourney Weaver look hot again - of course it would win! #oscars

• WTF? Interpretive dance routine from Napoleon Dynamite? Will you get to Best Pitcture award soon? #oscars

• Demi Moore, why did you skip the John Hughes tribute? And why did you let them paint you orange like Sarah Jessica Parker? #oscars

• Winner of sound something? Is that the villian from Die Hard? You’re brother squealed when I broke is F’ing neck! #oscars

• Half way through… lost 1 follower, gained 1.  #oscarcommentary

• Can you say condescending bitch? Nobody still knows who are.  What was your name? #oscars

• Mo’nique can probably give Mo’lovin. But wouldn’t want to piss her off - Mo’slappin! #oscars

• Don’t know what to say? Start with “Thank you!” And this guy is a writer? #fail #oscars

• Delightful squeal (from me this time) for Rachel McAddams #oscars

• Yes! Love the new Cottonelle Roll Over! 72% of us can’t be wrong! #oscarcommercials

• Couldn’ t they have done Best Make-up off the air? Did they just owe Stiller air time? #oscars

• Roger Ross WIlliams ran down to the stage from the back like he was the next contestant on The Price Is Right! Bid well! #oscars

• I think me and several million others killed imdb.com looking up some of this movie history and such #oscars

• Ok.. no knocks about John Hughes! I grew up with those movies! #oscars

• I have to see the Hurt Locker now. Just because I want to know why it has such a lame title. #oscars

• Do you feel extraordinary when you have diet coke WITH Jack Daniels? I feel invincible after 4 & asleep after 5. #oscarcommercials

• Another delightful squeal from @Karen_Kline “oohhh Chris Pine” #oscars

• Randy Newman tried to stack the deck with 2 songs! Nice try! #oscars

• Squirrel!!! #oscars

• More squeals of delight from @Karen_Kline for Ryan Reynolds #oscars

• I didn’t see a single movie from the Best Actor category. They must all suck. #oscars

• I like the bald Jeff Bridges from Ironman, but this facial hair is better. #oscars

• And this is Alec Baldwin. Classic! #oscars

• Shouldn’t they have gay men dancing in support of Neil Patrick Harris’ opening song? Wait… they’re there. #oscars

• Kathy Ireland! Even hotter than when in Necessary Roughness! I just eye-F’d her but she didn’t notice me through the camera #oscars

• Meryl Streep would be the coolest mom! You know she would totally party with you & probably drink you under the table! #oscars

• Good to see Kate Winslett being thinner than the fat Cameron Diaz, even if that Revolutionary Road movie sucked! #oscar

• WTF? Miley Cyrus is in the top 100 influential women? Too many sheep out there if you are a woman and influenced by her. #oscars

• Sadly, only 133 followers and my 13 yr old gets to see how witty I can be tonight #oscars commentary

• Cameron Diaz looks like she has been eating all of Sandra Bullock’s meals this week. Looks 20lbs from her Shallow Hal weight. #oscars

• Why is Sarah Jessica Parker colored orange? Is she the anti-Na’vi? #oscars

• Wife (@Karen_Kline) just squealed with delight, “Ahhh Ryan Reynolds! ” as he got 1.23 seconds of camera time #oscars

• Sandra Bullock did the “don’t eat for 1 wk before the Oscars” diet. Quick, someone give her a cheeseburger before she passes out!

• 5 min til I start tweeting about Oscar events you all watched an hour ago! Follow me if you are also slow

• The AZ timezone sucks for watching live events. I get to watch everything an hour everyone else is done talking about it.