Clueless MILF’s

Sunday, May 3, 2009 by karen.

Most people who know me, know I participated in a MILF contest.  Few know I won the contest and am in a calendar.

This evening, we attended the local Ahwatukee ‘concert in the park’ at Desert Foothills Park.  Usually I dress like the typical mom wtih shorts and flips/tennies.  Tonight, I steppedit up and wore wedges with a skirt and halter.  Little make-up and air-dried hair.  This was due to not taking all 3 dogs like normal…we just took J.J.  I ran into friends who I am usually relunctant to approach because of the back-handed degrading I am forced to listen to.  As usual, I made my way to them and was greeted with warmth but later was redirected to my business.  I was introduced as “ahwatukee’s beauty queen” which completely embarrased me.  Then I was dragged to meet a lady who ‘wanted’ a pole dancing party.  While I was excited and ambitious to gain the business, it turned out they really had no interest in it.  So I arrive thinking they are totally into it and make a fool of myself discussing how great it is.  I overhear how everyone thinks ’so-and-so’ should enter the MILF contest but she is shy and says no.  She truly is a milf and has no clue she is ‘hot’.  I comment quietly that she should do it  but then I receive the dreaded looks.  I am looked at as the enemy for encouraging her to do it.

Seriously, I encouraged her and get ’slammed’ for it.  lol

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